Well amon-ra-chibi says I have to do this so here goes
Dear Jimmy,
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me in London and I saw you carving your name in the crazy monkey. I'm sure your cowardly enough to understand that I have changed sex. I'm sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should know that I never will forget a new life as a clone.
Say goodbye to your creepy family for me,
-Ryan
...I feel so...so...dirty jk it was pretty fun but I'm not gonna tag anyone and I'm not gonna explain t